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Player Profiles A - M

Adam Chandler


Nickname(s):
Scuttle, Fred (Scuttle... not Flintoff)
Speciality:
RHB, OS
Fielding position:
Lurking in the outfield
Special skill / Weapon:
Talks a good game
Comments/achievements:
Great clubman, top entertainment value. Bowls interesting off spin.


Adnan Ahmed


Nickname(s):
Sober Bob
Speciality:
RHB, RF
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Pacey young seamer


Adrian Penn


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Entertaining batsman, has no neck.


Alex Barnicott


Nickname(s):
Barney
Speciality:
RHB, OS
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Club newbie already proving useful with dipping spinners. Bowled with a broken leg in indoor nets… Been down the club a couple of times, very drunk every time… will be perfect Old Rut…


Alex Brockman


Nickname(s):
Brockers
Speciality:
RHB, RF
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Outstanding 1st XI all rounder, but sadly is all too often not the cause or subject of internal club politics… hope to be back for a big 2005.


Alister Keep


Nickname(s):
Bagpuss, Skip, Ghost
Speciality:
RHB, WKT
Fielding position:
Keeper
Special skill / Weapon:
TBC
Comments/achievements:
Useful with the bat, gloves and likes the odd bowl. Some say he looks like a good batsman until the ball arrives ;)


Alix Butler


Nickname(s):
Buffet, Cletus, Crash Test Dummy, Ginger Love God, Elvis
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:
Outfield
Special skill / Weapon:
Good pace... Totally random accuracy
Comments/achievements:
Fiery but talented bowler - incident with a parking meter restricted his appearances in 2004


Andrew Tongue


Nickname(s):
Tonguey
Speciality:
LHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
New club Aussie, pundits are carefully watching this one


Andy Killerby


Nickname(s):
Killer
Speciality:
RHB, OS (WKT)
Fielding position:
Slips or keeper
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Great in the field, useful off spinner and scored maiden 50 for club in 2004


Andy Worley


Nickname(s):
Arjuna, Rufus
Speciality:
RHB(O), OS
Fielding position:
Slips
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Dependable veteran club opener, scores league runs for fun.


Anton Petzer


Nickname(s):
Norm
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Classy left hander who can hit the ball miles. His only weakness is his hair-do.


Barry Ward


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB, WKT
Fielding position:
Keeper
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Experienced batsman and keeper, pretty new to the club.


Ben Cheetham


Nickname(s):
Choirboy
Speciality:
RHB, LBG
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Watch his googlies
Comments/achievements:
Babyfaced all rounder, leg spin artist, stylish batsman and shandy drinker


Bill Raison


Nickname(s):
Rum (and…)
Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Club veteran, expert cider drinker (well, not just cider) and highly entertaining lower team seamer


Bryan Hunt


Nickname(s):
Pollack, Grandpa
Speciality:
RHB, SLA
Fielding position:
Slips
Special skill / Weapon:
Driving and Late Cutting
Comments/achievements:
Top bloke in the bar, dodgy haircut, holder of 1st XI player of the year. Needs to turn his 50's into more.


Carl Wicksteed


Nickname(s):
Kylie
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Australian
Comments/achievements:
Typically good Australian, and top bloke, unlikely to appear in 2005


Charles Cooper


Nickname(s):
Chaz
Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:
Slips
Special skill / Weapon:
Leg glance
Comments/achievements:
Scored over 50 50s for the club, longest serving player, now often found with the coat on.


Chris Luard


Nickname(s):
Mad Jack McMad
Speciality:
LHB(O), SLA
Fielding position:
Point
Special skill / Weapon:
Playing cricket against his garage wall
Comments/achievements:
Possibly the slowest run scorer at the club, once managed to hit one off the square !!!


Craig Wellstead


Nickname(s):
Wally
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Can smash it miles, bowls quick off two paces, great hands, top sledger.


Daniel De Leon


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:
Outfield
Special skill / Weapon:
Falling over while fielding
Comments/achievements:
Highly promising and enthusiastic young seam bowler, throws his toys out the pram when he gets dismissed too often. Has loads of potential.


Danny Smith


Nickname(s):
Smudger, Lego Man
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:
Hidden
Special skill / Weapon:
Ridiculous hair
Comments/achievements:
Beats the bat for fun - top 2s wicket taker in 2004. Capable batsman. Laziest fielder ever.


Darren Noonan


Nickname(s):
Trebor, Frog, Posh Darren
Speciality:
RHB, RF
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Only has one shot
Comments/achievements:
Young fast bowling all rounder, made 150* using his only shot last year. Dangerous fast bowler… look beyond the 'frog in a blender' action.


Dave Coram


Nickname(s):
Corks
Speciality:
LHB, LB
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Veteran 4th XI opener, experienced bitter drinker and purveyor of fine 'hand grenade' leg breaks.


David Langridge


Nickname(s):
Clangers, Fatima, Gatting
Speciality:
RHB, OS
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Ex-3rd team skipper, on form is an excellent batsman. Competent off-spinner. Scored a ton last season.


Derek Nutley


Nickname(s):
The Colonel
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:
Short Square Leg
Special skill / Weapon:
Chicken Thoughts
Comments/achievements:
Hard hitting batsman, likes spectacular diving catches


Dock No


Nickname(s):
Chucker
Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:
Anywhere that involves throwing, not catching
Special skill / Weapon:
Swing king
Comments/achievements:
Medium pace swing bowler, scored maiden club 50 in 2004 (after 20 years of playing cricket !!!). Can't bat though. Only has one shot and that isn't very good.


Duncan Struthers


Nickname(s):
PJ (and…)
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Ball wobbling
Comments/achievements:
Young promising seamer, wobbles it about.


Dwight Lindo


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:
Hiding from catches
Special skill / Weapon:
Whippage
Comments/achievements:
Great value in the bar, experienced and reliable batsman, strong off his legs.


Gary Forge


Nickname(s):
Forgey
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Wily old pro - dangerous with ball, solid with bat. Works for a brewery... lucky man.


Geoff Waterman


Nickname(s):
Adolf
Speciality:
RHB(O)
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Consistent lower teams opener, loads of runs, runs out lots of partners


Graeme Padgett


Nickname(s):
Wild Thing, He-Man
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Wild
Comments/achievements:
Great bowler until he gets hit for four, then his back mysteriously starts hurting !


Graham Brice


Nickname(s):
God
Speciality:
RHB, WKT
Fielding position:
Scorer
Special skill / Weapon:
He'll tell you in the bar
Comments/achievements:
Flamboyant batsman, dibbly dobbly bowler, talks loads and loads… of nonsense


Graham Larcombe


Nickname(s):
Boo Boo
Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:
Covers
Special skill / Weapon:
Cover drive
Comments/achievements:
Unpredictable but dangerous batsman.


Graham Mills


Nickname(s):
Furry Helmeted Warrior, Father Time
Speciality:
LHB(O), LBG
Fielding position:
The Gully Master
Special skill / Weapon:
Furry helmet
Comments/achievements:
Club stalwart and steady veteran left-handed opening bat that likes to score all his runs through the slips. Likes to drink Campari.


Graham Winter


Nickname(s):
Bernie
Speciality:
???
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Member of the Ruts footy section, yet to play cricket for the Ruts


Gwilym Jones


Nickname(s):
G1
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Dangerous young ginger. Excellent all-rounder.


Hamza Hafeez


Nickname(s):
Hamster, Grinning Skull
Speciality:
RHB, OS
Fielding position:
Out of the firing line
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Wristy batsman, excellent when in form. Can throw down some fine off breaks. Totally random fielder !. Knows all the words to 'Eye of the Tiger'… oh dear…


Ian Beardwell


Nickname(s):
Milky, Beardo
Speciality:
RHB(O), RM
Fielding position:
Anywhere not involving running
Special skill / Weapon:
"Beat the tram…"
Comments/achievements:
Entertaining all rounder and recent developer into the 'blocking for fun' school of opening batsmen. Has Ian Bothams waistline… from his 'larger' period in the late 80s. Sadly though, he doesn't have Beefy's ability.


Ian Lambert


Nickname(s):
Lambo
Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Rolemodel dibbly dobbler
Comments/achievements:
Accurate trundling medium pacer. Cricket club Chairman.


Ian Worley


Nickname(s):
Lemonade Boy
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Skiddy swing bowler and competent bat who likes a lot of lemonade in his Lager


James Pattison


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Young seam bowler yet to make his mark in adult cricket


Jamie Start


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
LHB, SLA
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
Incessant chatter
Comments/achievements:
Young and very talented slow left arm bowler… talks too much... Way too much... Loads too much.


Joe Riches


Nickname(s):
Egg
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Excellent young all rounder, good early batting promise… far too obsessed with the word egg


Joe Roberts


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB, WKT
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Enthusiastic young keeper, dodgy technique (happy clapper) but good hands nonetheless. Nice guy, works hard, good team player.


John Cunliffe


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Veteran player making his return to action after many years away


John Maurice


Nickname(s):
Bambi, Ubergeek Boy
Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:
Covers/mid-wicket
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Graceful batsman that relies on timing to make up for lack of bulk, he's built like a Twiglet. Needs more beer.


Jon Chick


Nickname(s):
Chicky Senior
Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
5th team skipper and one of the clubs' nice blokes.


Justin James


Nickname(s):
Sorry Boys
Speciality:
RHB, RF
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Hard hitting all rounder (in more than one sense) - started as a fast bowler


Keith Williams


Nickname(s):
Dinx
Speciality:
RHB, RM
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Reliable 4th XI ex-captain and all rounder


Kelvin Atkinson


Nickname(s):
G2
Speciality:
RHB
Fielding position:
Outfield
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Enthusiastic and dangerous close fielder, needs to work on his batting.


Kevin Foster


Nickname(s):
Buffet
Speciality:
RHB, LBG
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Loves batting at Sutton - great in the field. Ludicrous 'boy band' hair cut.


Lance Keene


Nickname(s):

Speciality:
LHB, OS
Fielding position:
Slips
Special skill / Weapon:
Been there, seen it, done it.
Comments/achievements:
Former first XI captain, scored a stack full of runs - hopefully plenty more to come.


Lindsay Wenzel


Nickname(s):
Luigi
Speciality:
RHB, RFM
Fielding position:
Outfield
Special skill / Weapon:

Comments/achievements:
Hard hitting batsman, consistent bowler. Starred for 2s last year


Luke Bastin


Nickname(s):
Nips, Ironing Board, Harry (Potter)
Speciality:
LHB, SLA
Fielding position:

Special skill / Weapon:
His Mystery Ball
Comments/achievements:
The oldest looking 27 year old in the club - wicket taking slow bowler



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