Player Profiles A - M
Adam Chandler
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Scuttle, Fred (Scuttle... not Flintoff)Speciality:
RHB, OSFielding position:
Lurking in the outfieldSpecial skill / Weapon:
Talks a good gameComments/achievements:
Great clubman, top entertainment value. Bowls interesting off spin.Adnan Ahmed
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Sober BobSpeciality:
RHB, RFFielding position:
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Pacey young seamerAdrian Penn
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RHBFielding position:
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Entertaining batsman, has no neck.Alex Barnicott
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BarneySpeciality:
RHB, OSFielding position:
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Club newbie already proving useful with dipping spinners. Bowled with a broken leg in indoor nets… Been down the club a couple of times, very drunk every time… will be perfect Old Rut…Alex Brockman
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BrockersSpeciality:
RHB, RFFielding position:
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Outstanding 1st XI all rounder, but sadly is all too often not the cause or subject of internal club politics… hope to be back for a big 2005.Alister Keep
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Bagpuss, Skip, GhostSpeciality:
RHB, WKTFielding position:
KeeperSpecial skill / Weapon:
TBCComments/achievements:
Useful with the bat, gloves and likes the odd bowl. Some say he looks like a good batsman until the ball arrives ;)Alix Butler
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Buffet, Cletus, Crash Test Dummy, Ginger Love God, ElvisSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
OutfieldSpecial skill / Weapon:
Good pace... Totally random accuracyComments/achievements:
Fiery but talented bowler - incident with a parking meter restricted his appearances in 2004Andrew Tongue
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TongueySpeciality:
LHB, RFMFielding position:
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New club Aussie, pundits are carefully watching this oneAndy Killerby
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KillerSpeciality:
RHB, OS (WKT)Fielding position:
Slips or keeperSpecial skill / Weapon:
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Great in the field, useful off spinner and scored maiden 50 for club in 2004Andy Worley
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Arjuna, RufusSpeciality:
RHB(O), OSFielding position:
SlipsSpecial skill / Weapon:
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Dependable veteran club opener, scores league runs for fun.Anton Petzer
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NormSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Classy left hander who can hit the ball miles. His only weakness is his hair-do.Barry Ward
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RHB, WKTFielding position:
KeeperSpecial skill / Weapon:
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Experienced batsman and keeper, pretty new to the club.Ben Cheetham
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ChoirboySpeciality:
RHB, LBGFielding position:
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Watch his googliesComments/achievements:
Babyfaced all rounder, leg spin artist, stylish batsman and shandy drinkerBill Raison
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Rum (and…)Speciality:
RHB, RMFielding position:
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Club veteran, expert cider drinker (well, not just cider) and highly entertaining lower team seamerBryan Hunt
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Pollack, GrandpaSpeciality:
RHB, SLAFielding position:
SlipsSpecial skill / Weapon:
Driving and Late CuttingComments/achievements:
Top bloke in the bar, dodgy haircut, holder of 1st XI player of the year. Needs to turn his 50's into more.Carl Wicksteed
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KylieSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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AustralianComments/achievements:
Typically good Australian, and top bloke, unlikely to appear in 2005Charles Cooper
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ChazSpeciality:
RHBFielding position:
SlipsSpecial skill / Weapon:
Leg glanceComments/achievements:
Scored over 50 50s for the club, longest serving player, now often found with the coat on.Chris Luard
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Mad Jack McMadSpeciality:
LHB(O), SLAFielding position:
PointSpecial skill / Weapon:
Playing cricket against his garage wallComments/achievements:
Possibly the slowest run scorer at the club, once managed to hit one off the square !!!Craig Wellstead
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WallySpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Can smash it miles, bowls quick off two paces, great hands, top sledger.Daniel De Leon
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RHB, RFMFielding position:
OutfieldSpecial skill / Weapon:
Falling over while fieldingComments/achievements:
Highly promising and enthusiastic young seam bowler, throws his toys out the pram when he gets dismissed too often. Has loads of potential.Danny Smith
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Smudger, Lego ManSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
HiddenSpecial skill / Weapon:
Ridiculous hairComments/achievements:
Beats the bat for fun - top 2s wicket taker in 2004. Capable batsman. Laziest fielder ever.Darren Noonan
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Trebor, Frog, Posh DarrenSpeciality:
RHB, RFFielding position:
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Only has one shotComments/achievements:
Young fast bowling all rounder, made 150* using his only shot last year. Dangerous fast bowler… look beyond the 'frog in a blender' action.Dave Coram
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CorksSpeciality:
LHB, LBFielding position:
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Veteran 4th XI opener, experienced bitter drinker and purveyor of fine 'hand grenade' leg breaks.David Langridge
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Clangers, Fatima, GattingSpeciality:
RHB, OSFielding position:
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Ex-3rd team skipper, on form is an excellent batsman. Competent off-spinner. Scored a ton last season.Derek Nutley
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The ColonelSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
Short Square LegSpecial skill / Weapon:
Chicken ThoughtsComments/achievements:
Hard hitting batsman, likes spectacular diving catchesDock No
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ChuckerSpeciality:
RHB, RMFielding position:
Anywhere that involves throwing, not catchingSpecial skill / Weapon:
Swing kingComments/achievements:
Medium pace swing bowler, scored maiden club 50 in 2004 (after 20 years of playing cricket !!!). Can't bat though. Only has one shot and that isn't very good.Duncan Struthers
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PJ (and…)Speciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Ball wobblingComments/achievements:
Young promising seamer, wobbles it about.Dwight Lindo
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RHBFielding position:
Hiding from catchesSpecial skill / Weapon:
WhippageComments/achievements:
Great value in the bar, experienced and reliable batsman, strong off his legs.Gary Forge
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ForgeySpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Wily old pro - dangerous with ball, solid with bat. Works for a brewery... lucky man.Geoff Waterman
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AdolfSpeciality:
RHB(O)Fielding position:
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Consistent lower teams opener, loads of runs, runs out lots of partnersGraeme Padgett
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Wild Thing, He-ManSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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WildComments/achievements:
Great bowler until he gets hit for four, then his back mysteriously starts hurting !Graham Brice
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GodSpeciality:
RHB, WKTFielding position:
ScorerSpecial skill / Weapon:
He'll tell you in the barComments/achievements:
Flamboyant batsman, dibbly dobbly bowler, talks loads and loads… of nonsenseGraham Larcombe
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Boo BooSpeciality:
RHBFielding position:
CoversSpecial skill / Weapon:
Cover driveComments/achievements:
Unpredictable but dangerous batsman.Graham Mills
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Furry Helmeted Warrior, Father TimeSpeciality:
LHB(O), LBGFielding position:
The Gully MasterSpecial skill / Weapon:
Furry helmetComments/achievements:
Club stalwart and steady veteran left-handed opening bat that likes to score all his runs through the slips. Likes to drink Campari.Graham Winter
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BernieSpeciality:
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Member of the Ruts footy section, yet to play cricket for the RutsGwilym Jones
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G1Speciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Dangerous young ginger. Excellent all-rounder.Hamza Hafeez
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Hamster, Grinning SkullSpeciality:
RHB, OSFielding position:
Out of the firing lineSpecial skill / Weapon:
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Wristy batsman, excellent when in form. Can throw down some fine off breaks. Totally random fielder !. Knows all the words to 'Eye of the Tiger'… oh dear…Ian Beardwell
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Milky, BeardoSpeciality:
RHB(O), RMFielding position:
Anywhere not involving runningSpecial skill / Weapon:
"Beat the tram…"Comments/achievements:
Entertaining all rounder and recent developer into the 'blocking for fun' school of opening batsmen. Has Ian Bothams waistline… from his 'larger' period in the late 80s. Sadly though, he doesn't have Beefy's ability.Ian Lambert
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LamboSpeciality:
RHB, RMFielding position:
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Rolemodel dibbly dobblerComments/achievements:
Accurate trundling medium pacer. Cricket club Chairman.Ian Worley
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Lemonade BoySpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Skiddy swing bowler and competent bat who likes a lot of lemonade in his LagerJames Pattison
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Young seam bowler yet to make his mark in adult cricketJamie Start
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LHB, SLAFielding position:
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Incessant chatterComments/achievements:
Young and very talented slow left arm bowler… talks too much... Way too much... Loads too much.Joe Riches
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EggSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Excellent young all rounder, good early batting promise… far too obsessed with the word eggJoe Roberts
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Enthusiastic young keeper, dodgy technique (happy clapper) but good hands nonetheless. Nice guy, works hard, good team player.John Cunliffe
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RHBFielding position:
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Veteran player making his return to action after many years awayJohn Maurice
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Bambi, Ubergeek BoySpeciality:
RHBFielding position:
Covers/mid-wicketSpecial skill / Weapon:
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Graceful batsman that relies on timing to make up for lack of bulk, he's built like a Twiglet. Needs more beer.Jon Chick
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Chicky SeniorSpeciality:
RHB, RMFielding position:
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5th team skipper and one of the clubs' nice blokes.Justin James
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Sorry BoysSpeciality:
RHB, RFFielding position:
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Hard hitting all rounder (in more than one sense) - started as a fast bowlerKeith Williams
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DinxSpeciality:
RHB, RMFielding position:
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Reliable 4th XI ex-captain and all rounderKelvin Atkinson
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G2Speciality:
RHBFielding position:
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Enthusiastic and dangerous close fielder, needs to work on his batting.Kevin Foster
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BuffetSpeciality:
RHB, LBGFielding position:
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Loves batting at Sutton - great in the field. Ludicrous 'boy band' hair cut.Lance Keene
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LHB, OSFielding position:
SlipsSpecial skill / Weapon:
Been there, seen it, done it.Comments/achievements:
Former first XI captain, scored a stack full of runs - hopefully plenty more to come.Lindsay Wenzel
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LuigiSpeciality:
RHB, RFMFielding position:
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Hard hitting batsman, consistent bowler. Starred for 2s last yearLuke Bastin
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Nips, Ironing Board, Harry (Potter)Speciality:
LHB, SLAFielding position:
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His Mystery BallComments/achievements:
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